THE SEMPER SILKIES STORY
SEMPER SILKIES, THE OFFICIAL HEADQUARTERS OF SILKIES. THE WORLD’S MOST VERSATILE SHORTS. STUFF OF MARINE LEGEND AND ARMY LORE. KNOWN AS CATCH-ME-F*CK-ME’S, SILKY SWEETS, ACTION PANTS, RANGER PANTIES, DAISY DUKES OF FREEDOM, AND MANY MORE ADORING NAMES BY SERVICE MEMBERS. SEMPER SILKIES IS MORE THAN THE MOST AMAZING PAIR OF SHORTS EVER TO EXIST. SEMPER SILKIES IS A COMMUNITY. A COMMUNITY WHERE EVERYBODY WEARS THE MOST AMAZING PAIR OF SHORTS EVER TO EXIST! BUT BE CAREFUL, SILKY FANS, IT HAS BEEN SAID THAT IF YOU CUT THE LINER OUT OF YOUR SILKIES, YOU WILL TEAR A HOLE IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM. SO NOW GO ENJOY YOUR SILKIES MY SILKY FRIENDS. . . BUT KEEP IN MIND, YOU WANT THEM SNUG. SO IF THEY FIT, GO DOWN A SIZE!